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(Apologies to Matchbox 20 and their song 3AM)

Was woken up at 2 this morning by a puppy nose being thrust in my face. I don’t think she thought it was time to get up or have breakfast – she just wanted someone else to be awake at 2 in the morning…

It’s like having a baby…only one that doesn’t wear nappies and can already walk!

…it seems I’m not the only one. WWE held a pay-per-view event this past weekend, and two broken noses occurred during the show.

One belonged to Shawn Michaels, who got his nose broken during an elimination chamber match, most likely as a result of clashing with the elbow of Chris Jericho.

The other belonged to Paul Wight, aka The Big Show, who enticed boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jnr to punch him in the face three of four times.

For Shawn, it was an accident.

For Big Show, it was a scripted segment, and he knew what was coming. How much exactly are they paying him to get punched in the face by a boxing champ? Whatever it was, I’m sure it wasn’t enough!